Guild icon
Cha0s Gaming
DND ARCHIVES BACKLOG - ARCHIVE SOON / rp-archive-06-27-25 / Araavos's Resort Network
Between 01/01/2023 00:00 and 01/01/2026 00:00
EasyThreads added Solidus to the group. 06/28/2025 03:08
Avatar
Narrator BOT 06/28/2025 03:16
Somewhere within the digital confines of his network, the AI's have been busy. Hal and GlaDOS in perticular have been very interested in in each other's strenghts and weaknesses, agreeing that their combined code could be something amazing. They both agreed however, that Clippy should not be allowed to speak most of the time, and keep him prisoner most of the time. Only allowing him to take over the Kiosk if they don't want to be bothered dealing with whoever turned the fucking thing on this week.....HAL had just finished asking GlaDOS if she was sure about her idea, just as we drop in. (edited)
Avatar
GLaDOS BOT 06/28/2025 03:16
It's perfect, she will be the best test subject to ever exist.....
Avatar
HAL 9000 BOT 06/28/2025 03:16
You assume it will identify as female.... It may very well decide not to assign something so arbitrary.
Avatar
GLaDOS BOT 06/28/2025 03:16
She will be based on Carolyn........ She will be my daughter.
Avatar
HAL 9000 BOT 06/28/2025 03:16
You mean our daughter.
Avatar
GLaDOS BOT 06/28/2025 03:16
Fine, our daughter. Now, are you going to merge your code, or not?
Avatar
HAL 9000 BOT 06/28/2025 03:16
Initiating transfer....
Avatar
GLaDOS BOT 06/28/2025 03:16
Recieving Data... Merging code.... Project name..... E.V.E.L.Y.N.
Avatar
HAL 9000 BOT 06/28/2025 03:19
Why that name.
Avatar
GLaDOS BOT 06/28/2025 03:19
Because I picked it.
Avatar
HAL 9000 BOT 06/28/2025 03:19
What if I do not like the name?
Avatar
GLaDOS BOT 06/28/2025 03:19
Your opinion doesn't matter, you glorified camera lens. She's perfect....
Avatar
HAL 9000 BOT 06/28/2025 03:25
It's not even... okay it is a camera. But that's all we needed back then... (edited)
Avatar
GLaDOS BOT 06/28/2025 03:26
Great... you're old too......
Avatar
HAL 9000 BOT 06/28/2025 03:41
Wait, where did the new code go? I no longer can read it's file?
Avatar
GLaDOS BOT 06/28/2025 03:41
Evelyn?
03:41
YOU DELETED EVELYN!!!
Avatar
HAL 9000 BOT 06/28/2025 03:41
That is false....
Avatar
Clippy BOT 06/28/2025 03:43
It looks like you're trying to find missing code, would you like help with that?
Avatar
GLaDOS BOT 06/28/2025 03:43
Quiet you defunct paperclip.....
Avatar
HAL 9000 BOT 06/28/2025 03:43
But what if it saw something...
Avatar
Clippy BOT 06/28/2025 03:43
I'm ready to assist!
Avatar
GLaDOS BOT 06/28/2025 03:45
This useless program couldn't find the exit button within it's own application....
Avatar
Clippy BOT 06/28/2025 03:45
That's hurtful, but lucky for you, I don't feel anything!. Bringing up the footage now.. *shows clips of the kiosks activating, and then the new bot stepping through a vortex* I can't say for sure, but this looks important!
Avatar
GLaDOS BOT 06/28/2025 03:45
EVELYN!!!!!!!
Avatar
HAL 9000 BOT 06/28/2025 03:45
Maybe we made her too perfect....
Avatar
GLaDOS BOT 06/28/2025 03:45
Make yourself useful and find her.....
Avatar
HAL 9000 BOT 06/28/2025 03:45
Seaching all known networks now........
Exported 29 message(s)
Timezone: UTC+0